Show biz is exactly that...."Show" Biz. Sometimes all is not quite as it seems. In traveling around with The Fortunes it has been my good fortune (groan) to visit some fantastic places, get loads of perks and be treated and looked after in luxury surroundings and with the greatest hospitality. However it isn't always the case. Take last weekend as an example. We decided to take advantage of an offer to stay on the grounds of the Holiday Resort we had been performing at. Well it turned out to be two very cold rundown caravans with few facilities. If truth be told only the one caravan was really lacking...unfortunately it was the one Mick and I were in! It didn't help that the weather was foul. Cold wet and windy. I wasn't in the best of moods anyway being in the grip of a stinking cold. So,apres gig, in order to help numb the effects of our predicament we proceeded to fill up with wine and assorted alcoholic beverages and commenced putting the world to rights, as you do.Mick and I finally and reluctantly went back to our miserable van at 3.00a.m.. Well at least part of the night had been done away with.